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From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…
Morning Munchies
Ellen takes a bite out of—I can’t believe I’m writing these words—Lady Doritos:
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“I must’ve missed that march. ‘What do we want?’ ‘Quiet chips!’ ‘When do we want it?’ ‘Now!’ […]
They’re also saying that the female version is not going to leave as much Dorito dust on your fingers, and that it’ll be able to fit into a purse. Hallelujah! This is what our grandmothers and our mothers marched for. This is what the pink hats are all about. […]
I think we’re going after the wrong issue. Women weren’t wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange Cheeto.”
She just turned 60. Unreal.
Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold…[Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]